
Yesterday a giant pink bunny fell from space killing a party of drunken aristocrats who were out murdering grouse. Bunny Astronomers suspect local bounce merchants Portnawak & the Woo of luring the lapine to the area with promises of "really big holes" and "a lettuce the size of Bass Rock". The troubadours were last spotted dragging a B&Q trolley full of dead grouse over the horizon.
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