Cooking an egg

Portnawak II from Woodcote shows
his nice first paned egg  to his friends

- Grab a pan, standard size, good quality
- Start a fire (prefer heavy wood to pine)
- Immobilise one of your hens, using the pan
- Threaten the hen to cook it in the pan if it does not give an egg right now
- You should now have your egg
- Put your pan over the fire, and break the egg inside the pan
- Sing "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Who's got my Cuckoo!?!"
- Your egg should now be ready cooked, enjoy!